c.s.i.

one moment please  86" x 72"  oil/canvas

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breaking news!  cow recognizes own self in mirror. is this a new beginning or a just another plot by japan to try and sell more tv's to the color blind?  the reporters thought the latter but the editor he had other ideas, he said that on the fateful day that harry houdini died while performing  pancreatic cancer surgery, all eyes were on the color black when it was white that was out doing the crime. harry's  knife, it turned out, was the same one that the astronaut, balthazar the 3rd used on his beard which was filled with honey bees and locusts.  it was derived in part from metal that had been re-heated during a steelers game and then got lost and then found during the last supper.  naturally, it was put to good use cutting and stabbing. no questions were asked by the investigators, the crime was obvious and more obvious still was the perpetrator.  only one chiquita banana coulda pulled the old double-double,  creme de menthe,  soup de jour.  it was that mackinaw of a peach,  that bing of a cherry - honey the bunny. and she knew it too.  she left it there on porpoise.  just to tease them.  she was there now, in the trees, looking down on them, wearing her high school bloomers with elastics so tight that her thighs were turning purple. 

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